You know that feeling when you read a really fantastic novel and you can't stop thinking about it?
Well, I'm coining a new term for this: Cloudy Book Brain.
Just wait. It's gonna be a thing. You'll see.
Signs that you may suffer from Cloudy Book Brain:
- The lady at the grocery store looks at you funny and you realize you were having an imaginary conversation with a fictional character.
- You've been surviving on cold cereal because you can't put the book down long enough to cook.
- You skip your best friends birthday dinner to find out what happens in chapter seventeen.
- When the book ends, you finally call up your friends and invite them to the book funeral. Because it feels like somebody died.
- You scour the internet for book extras, fan art and fan-fic. When you've exhausted that, you cyber-stalk the author and start on online petition for the book to be made into a movie.
- You are unable to start another book, because you're still living in the last one.
If you suffer from Cloudy Book Brain, it's important to get help. It may be difficult, but it's best to begin another book right away. When all else fails, go outside. Just remember to bring a book with you. You wouldn't want to be too distracted by nature.
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